What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Civil Rights.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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