- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

oh hiya come in

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Matty B

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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