what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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religion.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Vagina ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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