Where do babies come from? My garage

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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bum sex lol

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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