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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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