- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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