What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Mike tyson

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

*spongebob voice* 25

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Hello

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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