Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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