How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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