whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

You read the Terms of Service.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

bum sex lol

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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