A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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E= McVagina

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Ken wins!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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