- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

wood cant chuck wood

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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