If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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