What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Anti Joke

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