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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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