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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Melbourne Football Club.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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