- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

whats black? a black man

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between a duck

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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