- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

The Pope

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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