- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Male penises.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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