- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

i like turtals and kids

E= McVagina

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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