Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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