- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

hi to the world fromthe world

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Woman's Rights

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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