- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

knock knock!! kanye west

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

whats black? a black man

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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