Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Gay's rights

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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