Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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