- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Penal Dysfunction

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

womens rights to vote

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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