- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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