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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Spread the net.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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