What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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God is real

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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obama

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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