A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Women have the right to vote.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

miley cyrus

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Seth stock has a large penis

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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