How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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soccor

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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PENIS

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Spotto

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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