Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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poop is very very yummy.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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