- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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