Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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girls lacrosse

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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