A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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woman's rights

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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redtube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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