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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Spotto

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Scientology.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

insert joke here

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Spotto

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Scientology.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

*insert joke here*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert joke here