- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Spotto

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Scientology.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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