What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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