How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

You're Adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A: B: No pun intended.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

A black man in a country bar.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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