Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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shauns beautiful

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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