- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

bitches be crafty.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

19th amendment

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