Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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