- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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