So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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#scabbers

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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E= McVagina

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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