IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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