What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Your mom.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Girls

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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