- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.