- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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