What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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I was born.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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