What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Who has downs this joke

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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