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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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