What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

dead battery come on down

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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