Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Spell: “This word”

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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