- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

knock knock who's there police

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

No. Yes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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