- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Samantha

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black priest? Father

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