Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Woman Rights

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Nothing yet CC

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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An asian without a future.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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