why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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