Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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oh hiya come in

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Matty B

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Anti Joke

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