Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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poop is very very yummy.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Yes.

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