- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

whats black? a black man

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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