Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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