What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

knock knock!! kanye west

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

whats black? a black man

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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