- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

girls basketball

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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