Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

A walrus walks into a bar

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

WNBA

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

I enjoy anal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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