- Anti Joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

hey bill!

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.