- Anti Joke

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously