Why? Because!

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Women have the right to vote.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Women's rights

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Yo mamas so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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