Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

want a balloon? yeah

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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