- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

guess what? chicken butt.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Knock Knock.

What's a small person? A midget

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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